Am Bored!!!

A joke I that I have been dying to share

Always trust a man to spend 200 Rs. on a 100 Rs. thing they need and a woman will ALWAYS spend 100 Rs. On a 200 Rs. Thing they don’t need.

Life has suddenly become lively and dull at the same time. The ever dangling fear of job loss is at bay as of now and thus the atmosphere in office has become quite relaxed. We have been working hard (not hardly working!!) and in between the numerous excel documents we have been enjoying as well.

Between the three of us (I, my neighbor & my other neighbor) we have opened a mini kitchen. We have stocks of cakes, grapes, carrots, kheera, diet chivda, green tea, chane, biscuit you name it and we have it. Two of us are supposedly on diet and keep sharing notes on healthy food. I keep munching in every two hours, it is healthy diet days :-D

Good news is I have started fitting into my age old clothes and whenever anybody comments you have slimmed I give them a smug smile and say “I know” :D

Anyway let’s leave me-n-my-weight-stories aside and talk about other interesting things.

I & my neighbor have a habit of plugging on the headphones when we are deep into a file. The best part is that if you see us from behind what you will see our "shoulders & head swinging here n there". I mean who wouldn’t want to groove while listening to songs like ‘Laila o Laila’ & ‘Aap Jaisa Koi’. We even did an impromptu jig in the ladies wash room he he he…it was fun!!!!

Last known we were planning to have all girls dance party in the washroom :D

The dullness comes from the fact that I have been trying to stay away from some of my friends for no major reason per se. It is like sometimes it happens that you start feeling that you are being taken for granted and then you need a break to give yourself some peace of mind.

Now the problem is that this staying away business isn’t typically me. It is difficult for me to stay angry with somebody for too long and it is also difficult for me to carry a sad face. Shucks! I rot…talking less is having a side effect on me, I am feeling depressed and I am also missing my friends. Sigh!!!

Lets change the topic.

Yesterday while traveling in local I saw this pamphlet which said

“sabhi buri aadaton se chutkara paayen join xyz rehabilitation centre” (Get rid of all bad habits)

I said to my friend that we should join this centre to get rid of our shopaholic ways. She laughed out loud and said oh! 'Yes we should.' We pondered on it for sometime and then I saw the address of the place and turned to her

“Is that area good for shopping? Traveling so far should have some benefits, bole to killing two birds with the same stone.”

As expected my friend said, 'that place is a shopper's heaven.'

I was superrrr excited when another passenger who was listening to our nautankey’s turned and said

“But you are joining the place to stop yourself from shopping na?”

The smart me replied "and what better way to check the effectivness of the treatment."

So my dear readers even after reading the title if you haven't guessed till now I AM BORED, plain & simple. I am short of topics and I still don't want to touch the tags which I have been tagged with. I hope I have a better post for the 100th post. Any ideas???